Our horse piss is real because we collect it from real live horses. Other horse piss vendors may be deceiving you with counterfeit products (piss from other animals), low quality piss (from poorly treated horses), or synthesized horse piss that's made in a lab. We make sure that all of our horses are treated right, so that they can live a happy life, and you can get high quality piss. No foaling around.

Horse piss can have many use cases in different fields, for science, art, or anything you want really! It's used in medical treatments such as for clinical depression, osteoporosis, hormone replacement therapy, heart disease, and potentially some forms of cancer. You can of course use horse piss in place of other piss depending on your project!

Yes! New products are released regularly, including limited time exclusives for holidays and other events. If there's something you'd like to see, feel free to contact us!

Of horse it is.

It is not advisable to consume horse piss.

If you can't find what you're looking for, please reach out to us by visiting our contact page. Your question may end up here in the future!

Due to the instability of the horse piss market, prices change rapidly, and are not shown until checkout.

Depending on the size of the order, it will typically take 2-5 business days to ship from one of our fulfillment centers. If you place an order during the weekend, it will not ship until Monday at the earliest.

As long as your order has not yet been shipped, we are able to make adjusments. Please send an email to customer support.

Unfortunately, we are unable to combine orders after they have been placed. You may however cancel one order and request additional items to be added to your original order, however there is a small cancellation fee attached.

You may request to cancel your order by emailing our customer support. However, a small cancellation fee will be reducted from your refund due to payment processing.

RealHorsePiss is based in the United States, with fulfillment centers operating within nearly every state. Your order will ship from the closest center to you which has stock available.

We do ship worldwide. Most orders ship through DHL. Please contact us for special requests.

The customer is responsible for paying any fees and taxes as assessed by your country of residence.

If the tracking number shows that the package is "In transit", please wait up to a week for any movement. If none occurs by then, contact our customer support email.

Please reach out to our customer support as soon as possible, and make sure to provide multiple pictures of every item in your package.

If there are plans to restock a product, they will be announced publicly.

Please reach out to us through our Discord server.

Although RHP is not officially a team, it is built upon the community of horse piss fans, primarily in the fgc. Just like our horses, RHP is free range.

Not really.

Please reach out to us via direct message over Discord. This does not guarantee affiliateship